The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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