I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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