remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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