Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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