Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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