And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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