So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'm getting married
To pizza
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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