check it out our google latitudes are spooning
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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