I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
