It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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