I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Randomize
