There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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