You're so nebulous sometimes
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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