Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
My vagina is officially offended.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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