Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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