Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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