Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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