okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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