We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
