Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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