so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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