Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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