Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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