I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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