i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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