Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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