McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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