You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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