We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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