i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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