He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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