oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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