I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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