Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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