he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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