You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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