wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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