Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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