guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
We had sex on a dog bed..
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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