Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
That was before I lit my hair on fire
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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