We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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