The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
nut hugger
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
its liver damage thursday
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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