she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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