We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
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That's how twitter works, right?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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