Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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