So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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