Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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