Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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