is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Randomize
