I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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