"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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