we have officially lost it.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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