I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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