I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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