can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize